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³¼DOC. MUDS¼³
³¼ANSWER MACHINE¼³
¹
Hi, and welcome to The Answer Machine
here in Top Secret 12. Well, last time
we recieved a lot of letters, even
though it was the first time we
included The Answer machine in Top
Secret, really strange ?!!? Okay, this
time I have only recieved two letters,
and they are more or less personal, so
please pick the next article, right
now !!
Well, You really want to read this ?
Okay, okay let's get to it then.
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¹Dear Mud.
I'm not claiming that you're a fag but
your dick really tastes like shit!
Mr. Ah-nal, Iran.
²Dear Mr. Ah-nal
Your sending was cool, and your letters
are nice and cool...keep 'em comming !!
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¹To Mr. Mud.
As I went through our cash book the
other day I discovered that you still
have not payed for your life-long
membership of the official New Kids
Fan club and the 23 posters of Joe
McIntyre you bought 3 months ago.
Unless you pay us within 15 days I'm
afraid we'll have to take out a
summons against you.
Yours sincerely: The Official NKOTB
fanclub.
¢ -------->
²Dear Fan Club !
Well, Sooooorrreeeyyy !, but it's not
my fault that you have the same
catalogue numbers on NKOTB posters and
posters of Chippendales. Furthermore I
have sent all your NKOTB posters back,
but where are my Chippendales pos-
ters.....I WANT THEM NOW !!!!
Well, now that we are talking about
posters....You wouldn't happen to have
some nice erotic s/m posters with
Executioner of S!P/Scoopex. I have
checked all hardcore sexshops but they
all said that they were out of stock.
Well, hope to hear from you soon.
Your Exe-Fan Mud/Majic12